Earl! For Best Actor in a
Comedy/Drama
This week’s episode was all about the few hours from the end of the Immunity Challenge until after the tribe had spoken, so I’m going to skip over much of the first forty minutes, highlights of which included:
- Dreamz trying to construct whole sentences in recognisable English to explain why he voted for Michelle when he hates Stacey so much;
- Mookie trying to have a rational strategy discussion with Dreamz and eventually giving it up as a lost cause;
- Alex trying to get Mookie to share the immunity idol with him and eventually giving it up as a lost cause; and
- Boo trying to get on Earl’s good side and not realising it’s a lost cause.
The reward challenge was the one where each person who answers a question correctly gets to smash something representing another person in a none-too-subtle way of proving you want them out. The first layer of fun is in the catty nature of the questions, such as "Who would you be least likely to invite home for dinner?" (correct answer; Boo) and "Who smells the worst?" (correct answer; Dreamz).
The game was doubly cruel to Stacey. Not only is she the person nobody wants to see again (unanimously) and the person who others feel has most wasted this opportunity, but she was the first person knocked out of the game. It was hard to tell whether was more upset by the home truths or by being denied the chance to smash anyone else’s tiles in retribution.
Cassandra got every question right, winning a night on a luxury yacht and the chance to take three other people. She won because she’s politically smart, and she proved it by choosing to take Boo and Dreamz to bribe them into her alliance, and Yau-Man because he’s worked hard and deserves a break. Oh, and because he’s really smart and knew without being told that he was there to help brainwash Dreamz and Boo, even though that task would require very, very little soap to complete.
Poor Dreamz. Everyone knows he can’t be trusted with a secret because, as Alex so tactfully put it, he gets really honest. He promised the three other Horsemen (yes they’re all still carrying on with that rot) not to tell Cassandra about the idol they found. To be fair to him, technically he didn’t tell Cassandra; he told Cassandra and Earl and Yau-Man.
There needs to be a "Nobel Prize for Politics and Acting" just for Earl. Dreamz blurted out the news about the idol and Earl pretended not to believe him. True to form Dreamz kept on blabbing fact after fact to try and prove his credibility. And the look on Earl’s face as he said "What do you mean, it’s a turtle?" was just brilliant. It takes a lot of brains to play that dumb. And no, that’s not what Dreamz is doing.
Stacey desperately wanted – needed – to win the Immunity Challenge. She held on for a long time, but couldn’t beat Yau-Man in an endurance test that favoured those with strong arms and little feet.
The next few minutes was a mess of nine people trying to arrange how to vote and not be voted out. On one side was Alex’s alliance with Edgardo and Mookie. On the other side was Earl’s alliance with Yau-Man, Cassandra and now Boo. Floating in between and spreading disinformation in both camps were Stacey and Dreamz as the two least popular and most powerful on the beach, each desperately trying to prove they can be trusted by blowing the other alliance’s secrets. Yeah, that’s how to make people trust you.
Mookie was still furious at Cassandra for sending him to Exile Island two days earlier and wanted to punish her. But for some reason his preferred order to vote out the others is Earl then Boo then Yau-Man. And he wants to vote out Earl first because he thinks Earl has the idol. I’m going to assume that he’s assuming that Earl will assume they don’t know he’s got the idol so he won’t use it and that’s how they’ll vote him out even though he’s got the idol. Something like that, anyway. It didn’t make sense to me either.
Eventually – and it really did take an unforgivable amount of time - both alliances realised that targeting the person with immunity was perhaps a risky move, so we had a few more minutes of both sides changing who they were going to vote for, depending on the latest reports from Dreamz and Stacey.
Tribal Council was one of the best ever, and I’d love to know how many cameras they had to capture each look on each person’s face. At least one of those cameras was busy capturing a shot of the jury from behind, which necessitated a lot of pixelation to cover up Lisi’s bum crack.
Stacey and Dreamz (acting separately but with the same intent) had both convinced Alex that he’d been targeted for elimination, so he took the plunge and used Mookie’s precious immunity idol. Earl and his alliance managed to look worried. Mookie looked shattered that the idol was gone. Edgardo couldn’t keep the stupid grin off his face.
True to habit, Jeff had cunningly arranged the ballot papers so that he could read them out in the most ratings-grabbing order. Cassandra got the first three votes and looked worried. Earl and Yau-Man looked sombre. Boo looked like he normally does.
Then came a vote for Mookie from Dreamz, who thought he was voting with Earl’s tribe but had actually been left out of the last few plan changes. It’s going to be fun next week watching how he responds now that it’s clear he’s lost everyone’s trust, and whether he’ll understand how he brought that upon himself.
Finally came five votes in a row for Edgardo. It might have just been the editing, or it really might have taken him that long to work it out, but he kept grinning like an idiot for several second before it sunk in that he was a goner. Mookie was furious the idol had been wasted. Alex was horrified that the idol had been wasted and that he’s only got Mookie left on his side. Cassandra and Stacey both looked relieved. Earl and Yau-Man relaxed and looked smug.
Jeff just looked bemused, especially when he announced that the surrendered idol will be hidden again and new clues left on Exile Island. Perhaps Mookie won’t be so mad next time he gets sent there. Or perhaps the ad for next week was serious when it showed him going through Earl’s bags looking for the other one. How funny that Dreamz’s Lord of the Rings analogy about the idol being ‘precious’ was so accurate, and how unsurprising that he was referring to the movie not the book. Not that Dreamz would have known to call it an analogy. And Alex wasn’t really listening when he said it so perhaps it was a soliloquy, too.